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Friday, November 21, 2008

 

The Bismarck-Palin Connection (Updated)

In the 19th century, Bismarck famously quipped: "Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."

For the 21st century, I think Palin would revise this to: "Laws are like Thanksgiving turkey, it is better not to televise them being made. And it's even better to not televise a discussion of law making while also 'making' a turkey."

See here for context.

In related news:

Update

My God! Have the politicians no shame? First Palin gives an interview while another man drains the blood from turkeys and now it turns out that Obama, blessed be his name, gave an interview in which he tore the flesh off the bone of another bird. With his own teeth, no less!

See here for the damning evidence.

While I'm thinking about it, does anyone else have a craving for turkey and chicken wings, or is it just me?

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

 

We don't need no stinking arms....

Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer - they've got nothing on this guy.

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The intrepid staff at polyscifi managed to secure a photograph which we believe could be of the actual fight. However, at this time, we are unable to verify its authenticity. In there interest of expediency, we have placed it in the extended entry and will let you, the reader, make up your own mind.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

 

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

I always thought that 73% of all statistics were made up on the spot.

But who knew the phenomenon extended to science journals too?

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

 

Dog Quiz Club

The first rule of dog quiz club, is you do not talk about dog quiz club.

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