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Friday, November 21, 2008


The Bismarck-Palin Connection (Updated)

In the 19th century, Bismarck famously quipped: "Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made."

For the 21st century, I think Palin would revise this to: "Laws are like Thanksgiving turkey, it is better not to televise them being made. And it's even better to not televise a discussion of law making while also 'making' a turkey."

See here for context.

In related news:


My God! Have the politicians no shame? First Palin gives an interview while another man drains the blood from turkeys and now it turns out that Obama, blessed be his name, gave an interview in which he tore the flesh off the bone of another bird. With his own teeth, no less!

See here for the damning evidence.

While I'm thinking about it, does anyone else have a craving for turkey and chicken wings, or is it just me?

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