Friday, April 04, 2008
Darth Mauling
If Star Wars had been set in the real world, this is what would've happened between Episodes III and IV.
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Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36,This is why bans on light sabers are so counter-productive. It disarms the innocent Jedi while the Sith arm themselves with crutches.
of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary
when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny
black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.
Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs -
the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved
inadequate for the task of defending himself.
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