Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Will the troubles for Michael ever end?
Forget the fact that Vick is about to plea-bargain to dog-fighting charges thereby likely ending his NFL career, he's being sued for "63,000,000,000.00 Billion dollars"!! 1
What is being alleged of Michael to justify a claim of "63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars"?
From the actual filing: (seriously, you should read it, I think it'll be an all-time classic)
1. Honestly, I'm not certain if the billion is redundant or if the man actually wants 63x10^18 dollars. Either way, that's one heck of a contingency fee.
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What is being alleged of Michael to justify a claim of "63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars"?
From the actual filing: (seriously, you should read it, I think it'll be an all-time classic)
stealing dogsPersonally, I think being subjected to insane lawsuits will be the new Madden curse. Next year, I expect Vince Young will be sued for developing mind control devices that penetrate aluminum foil and aiding and abetting the alien invasion of earth. That and spam spam - unsolicited email about the Hormel product.
Using said dogs for dog fighting
Selling dogs on Ebay
Using the proceeds of that sale to purchase missiles from Iran
Subjecting one Mr Riches to "microwave testing"
Pledging allegiance to Al Qaeda
1. Honestly, I'm not certain if the billion is redundant or if the man actually wants 63x10^18 dollars. Either way, that's one heck of a contingency fee.
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