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Wednesday, January 18, 2006


Soon To Be As Famous as Rumsfield and Hussein

Three updates on the AWESOME story of Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey's gubernatorial campaign. First, his wife was fired from her job as a bus driver shortly after his press conference announcing his candidacy. It sounds like it should be an interesting court case; I'm not sure of the legalities. Second, he has an interview with City Pages here. One thing he reveals in the interview is that as of Monday his campaign is going to be the subject of a documentary film. Which I cannot wait to see.

But here's the third thing, and I'm almost speechless at its sheer excellence. Jonathon Sharkey claims to have a close relationship with Jeb and George W. Bush. The deranged ravings of a lunatic? Well, he has pictures:

My guess is that Jeb Bush wouldn't be so happy if he knew he was talking to a man who would feature his brother's IMPALEMENT on the capital steps as a major plank in his campaign for the White House. The beautiful part is that Sharkey could (and should) argue that impalement is "consistent with the constitutional authority of the President . . . as Commander in Chief."

Here's the second photo:

I'm curious what the paintings were. Could it be that they hang in the Florida Governor's Mansion to this day? Or the White House?

H/T Wonkette.


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