Thursday, January 19, 2006
My Sister's Just Not That Into Your Book
Here's my sister Emily's summary of He's Just Not That Into You, reformatted from the (instant messenger) original:
If your boyfriend is:
But...
Now, here's the catch that made this book millions:
You are a hot, hot lady! Don't waste the pretty on him!
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If your boyfriend is:
- married,
- abusive,
- not into having sex with you,
- or only has sex wth you when he is drunk,
But...
Now, here's the catch that made this book millions:
You are a hot, hot lady! Don't waste the pretty on him!
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