Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Chuck Norris Facts
Via Dave, comes this wonderful collection of "facts" about Chuck Norris which include the following:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Go read the rest of the top 30 Chuck Norris facts if for no other reason so you'll know what in the world Dave is talking about at the next Neel family reunion.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*&king Indian.