Thursday, September 15, 2005
Defamer finally recognizes my brilliance.
Those of you who read Defamer know that there's a recurring feature in which readers attempt to guess who Ted Casablanca is talking about in his latest blind item. (Those of you who don't read Defamer are wasting your lives). Thanks (I think) to some reader who kept suggesting that the answer to every item was "Andy Dick," Mark Lisanti gives out "The Andy Dick Memorial 'You Also Say' Item" each week to the most unlikely, yet strangely compelling, answer anyone gives. This week I tied for first, by suggesting that Ted Casablanca was writing about the Reanimated Corpse of Cesar Romero. Victory is sweet.