Thursday, July 14, 2005
Plame Affair solves Supreme Court Vacancy
Sorry, Alberto. From the Daily Show:
JON STEWART:
Stephen... Esteban [ed: reference to an earlier bit about "the Colombia School of Journalism"], what are the ramifications of this now that Rove's involvement is known?
STEPHEN COLBERT:
Well, Bush has a real problem on his hands here, Jon: what honor should he bestow on Karl Rove?
JON STEWART:
What...did you say what honor?
STEPHEN COLBERT:
Yes, Jon. George "Slam Dunk" Tenet got us into Iraq on mistaken intel; he got the medal of freedom. Condi Rice sees a memo warning "Bin Laden determined to attack the United States," ignores it, boom! she gets kicked upstairs to the Secretary of State. For a bungle this bad, I think we might be looking at Chief Justice Karl Rove.
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JON STEWART:
Stephen... Esteban [ed: reference to an earlier bit about "the Colombia School of Journalism"], what are the ramifications of this now that Rove's involvement is known?
STEPHEN COLBERT:
Well, Bush has a real problem on his hands here, Jon: what honor should he bestow on Karl Rove?
JON STEWART:
What...did you say what honor?
STEPHEN COLBERT:
Yes, Jon. George "Slam Dunk" Tenet got us into Iraq on mistaken intel; he got the medal of freedom. Condi Rice sees a memo warning "Bin Laden determined to attack the United States," ignores it, boom! she gets kicked upstairs to the Secretary of State. For a bungle this bad, I think we might be looking at Chief Justice Karl Rove.
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