Tuesday, May 10, 2005
Eugene Mirman v. United American Technologies
- AT&T supports hard-core pornography
- MCI goes further: they sponsor a child pornography ring
- Other phone companies will probably come over and personally make you gay, if given the opportunity.
They're running a telemarketing campaign to spread their message and Eugene Mirman has been recording his conversations with them. I can't do justice to his shocked, shocked delivery, but here's a little taste:
EM: What about the others? What does Verizon do?
UAT: Ok, Verizon, what they do, is they train their employees to accept the gay and lesbian lifestyle.
EM: THEY TRY TO TURN THEIR EMPLOYEES GAY?
UAT: No. No. They train their employees to accept it.
EM: THEY TRAIN THEIR EMPLOYEES TO ACCEPT GAYS?
UAT: That's correct. And if they do not...
EM: Are they, are they... MAD... FUTURE ROBOTS?
UAT: Exactly... exactly.
EM: And amoral, Godless... sex... hello?
EM: God, I mean, basically God hates AT&T, MCI, and Verizon.
Give these a listen; they're funny as hell.