Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Curiouser and Curiouser.
Ever have that dream where Salma Hayek is hanging out at Penelope Cruz's house? The one where Salma says, "Penelope, I'm bored with my life. I want to try something new. Something different." And the wah-wah pedal starts going in the background, and Penelope says "Un escandalo de lesbianas? My publicist says appearing in After the Sunset was damaging enough. But if you want to do something exciting, something interesting, why don't you put on a John Kerry Mask and mop up an overflowed toilet for me?"
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I know, I know. I've got to stop drinking whiskey before sleeping. H/T Defamer.
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