Friday, March 11, 2005
No TP for my bung hole?
Forget Hubbert's Peak. We should really be worrying about the impending collapse of the world's supply of toilet paper.
However, all is not lost. Just as there are alternatives to oil, there are also alternatives to toilet paper:
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In what could be the most serious crisis in the history of butt wiping, the world's supply of toilet paper may soon plummet to zero!Soon we may only be able to read about toilet paper in special toilet paper museums.
However, all is not lost. Just as there are alternatives to oil, there are also alternatives to toilet paper:
"There are plenty of substitutes for toilet paper... such as parking tickets, credit card bills, and wedding invitations. Remember, lots of cultures have never even heard of toilet paper -- take the French, for instance."So plan ahead and start identifying your own toilet paper alternatives like this man. (If that link doesn't work, try this one.)
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