Saturday, November 13, 2004
Robot Invasion!
Robots are everywhere!
Robots are being used to trick sick kids into thinking that cats might actually be affectionate!
Via Adam at Trickeration we learn that some robots are being equipped with shotguns!
In an even more sinister development, Allen from mackenab.com emails the following link to an article on a robot whose only purpose is to make bathroom patrons think someone is having an extended bowel movement.
If you are reading this and have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of your arms, you should start preparing now for when you must protect the last human family from being eliminated due to their inefficiencies. Fortunately, a crude simulation of this eventuality has already been developed. So if you're serious about saving humanity, you must practice, practice, practice!
If your boss interrupts your practice, you should calmly explain that work is nowhere near as important as preventing the world from being overrun by shotgun wielding, flatulent robotic cats. Then you should shoot him with your laser arms.
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Robots are being used to trick sick kids into thinking that cats might actually be affectionate!
Via Adam at Trickeration we learn that some robots are being equipped with shotguns!
In an even more sinister development, Allen from mackenab.com emails the following link to an article on a robot whose only purpose is to make bathroom patrons think someone is having an extended bowel movement.
If you are reading this and have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of your arms, you should start preparing now for when you must protect the last human family from being eliminated due to their inefficiencies. Fortunately, a crude simulation of this eventuality has already been developed. So if you're serious about saving humanity, you must practice, practice, practice!
If your boss interrupts your practice, you should calmly explain that work is nowhere near as important as preventing the world from being overrun by shotgun wielding, flatulent robotic cats. Then you should shoot him with your laser arms.
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