Friday, November 05, 2004
The really important issues
are always covered in the Weekly World News. Like women date-raping men.
As noted on marginal revolution, the most successful line a woman can use to pick up a guy for a date (presumably with the commission of date rape in mind) is "Will you go to bed with me tonight?" which is reportedly a successful pickup line with 75% of all guys.
Those evil misleading date-raping women. Obviously all men would interpret "Will you go to bed with me tonight?" as "Would you like to have coffee with me? I'm only interested in your mind" and not as an invitation to sex.
Where's my wife? Suddenly, I feel like some coffee.
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As noted on marginal revolution, the most successful line a woman can use to pick up a guy for a date (presumably with the commission of date rape in mind) is "Will you go to bed with me tonight?" which is reportedly a successful pickup line with 75% of all guys.
Those evil misleading date-raping women. Obviously all men would interpret "Will you go to bed with me tonight?" as "Would you like to have coffee with me? I'm only interested in your mind" and not as an invitation to sex.
Where's my wife? Suddenly, I feel like some coffee.
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