Saturday, September 04, 2004
Making Number 2 Work for You
While others are talking about the benefits of drinking their urine, the folks at Weekly World News discuss the new "discovery" of a pill that can limit your bowel movements to just once a year.
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The Crapper Capsule compresses waste molecules like a biological trash compactor, explains Levinson. Once every 365 days, the individual taking the medication will visit the rest room and produce a square block.No word yet on if this the source of Nibbler's steaming piles of dark matter.
"It'll hurt coming out," admits the scientist, "but after all, it's just once a year."
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