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Tuesday, August 17, 2004


Why I'm going to be disappointed in November: Sign #2

For those of you scoring at home, here's sign #1

First, some eerily appropriate advice, courtesy of Scott Adams:

7. Include as your accomplishments anything done by an employee who has a similar name or similar appearance to you. It's worth a shot, and if you're discovered just say, "I always get us confused" and quickly change the subject.

The Dilbert Principle, "Performance Reviews"
Scott would be so proud of the Kerry campaign today:

WASHINGTON - John Kerry (news - web sites), Bob Kerrey. It's easy to get confused. At least that's how the Kerry campaign is explaining claims that Kerry - the Democratic presidential candidate - served as vice chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence.

Oops. Make that Bob Kerrey - the former Democratic senator from Nebraska who did serve as the panel's vice chairman.

In news releases and postings on Kerry's campaign Web site as recently as last Friday, the Massachusetts senator is touted as the panel's former vice chairman. However, according to the Senate Historical Office, Kerry never had the seniority to hold a leadership position on the committee - though he was a member from 1993 until 2001.

"John Kerry, Bob Kerrey - similar names," said Kerry campaign spokesman Michael Meehan, adding that any reference to Kerry as vice chairman was an error.

What is up with this Mickey Mouse crap?! You are running for President of the United-freaking-States! It's no wonder the American people have know idea who you are or what you stand for! Your CAMPAIGN STAFF doesn't either!

Here's the whole article. Have a good laugh. I'm going to go vomit...

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