Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Joining PETA
I've decided to join PETA.
No, I don’t suddenly care for the plight of fluffy bunnies. Rather, I’ve come to the realization that I’m a Person Eating Tasty Animals. Mmmm hasenpfeffer…
Of course, I should still be careful which group I join as there's also PWEETA - People Who Eat Tasty Animals, The PETA - The People for the Eating of Animals, this random PETA meat site, and this campus PETA outfit.
Almost enough to get me confused between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea...
Oh well. I'll just be sure to remember to celebrate March 15th - International Eat an Animal for PETA Day...
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No, I don’t suddenly care for the plight of fluffy bunnies. Rather, I’ve come to the realization that I’m a Person Eating Tasty Animals. Mmmm hasenpfeffer…
Of course, I should still be careful which group I join as there's also PWEETA - People Who Eat Tasty Animals, The PETA - The People for the Eating of Animals, this random PETA meat site, and this campus PETA outfit.
Almost enough to get me confused between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea...
Oh well. I'll just be sure to remember to celebrate March 15th - International Eat an Animal for PETA Day...
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